Tuesday, November 11, 2008


I want to start off by congratulating the NFC North FIRST place Minnesota Vikings for their victory over the NFC North THIRD place packers in the DOME. The loss in MN has basically proven that A-Rodg and Brett Favre have finally landed a comparable common denominator; they both are excellant at sucking dick, and they both can't win in the metrodome****. On another note, with the weight of exams and schoolwork pressing us into a constant "case of the muhndays", I think I speak for us all when I say I am 100% ready for not only thanksgiving break, but winter break as well...Which brings me to my itinerary for the jolly vacation. I basically plan on spending approximately 60% of my time wasting time in a local Barnes and Noble reading/baitin' in arguably the best place to waste time on earth. I will stretch my solicitating power to the fullest until i get escorted out by force and follow up by dropping to my knees and continue to involuntarily defecate and urinate simultaneously in an act of innocence lost and expression of the first amendment. The next 10% of my time will be spent predicting plots in softcore porn videos on late night T.V. Another 10% of energy devoted to contemplating life in front of the yule log on public access T.V., 5% watching every movie in a theatre, and probably the last 15% baitin' to fill time.... GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR BREAK. I hereby declare "All I want for Christmas is you" by the sexy Mariah Carey as the single greatest christmas song of all time. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

ASO to bitch for writing an ASO about me. SO to it not getting posted as I predicted, and finally ASO to bitch for allowing our door to get kicked in and for wasting our precious air by breathing.

**** Really, Packer fans take their Packers way too seriously.

1 comment:

  1. Umm... I think you meant to say "too seriously." Plus, fuck you.