This Man is a Cunt

Part spite, and part truth has led me to hate A.J. Pierzynski more than any other baseball player on earth. He has a field presence like that of a fat 15 yr. old bully looking to get his dirty nose in any shit possible. Ontop of that, this bigot has recently bleached his gay hair blonde which solidifies his homosexuality. I hope a ray stings him in the heart like Steve Irwin.

On another note, I have discovered that riding a moped is the closest thing a human can ride in order to emulate a flying broom from Harry Potter. If Harry Potter came out of Diagon Alley right now, I would suggest riding a moped as a sub-par substitution for his electrifying Firebolt.

Brew crew and Baitin'

although I am a Twins fan, I would like to congratulate all Brewers fans around the world today as they have been relieved of the drought that has been the last 26 years. My highlight of the game was the celebration in the bullpen as if the relief pitchers were nothing more than just fans going crazy (especially McClung), since they knew they weren't going in and fucking up the masterpiece that CC painted. I also like how the Milwaukee Brewers are the only team that would celebrate with cans of miller light to complement the champagne.... Good to see the state of Wisconsin do something semi-decent this weekend. But in the mean time, inbetween time, you work your thing, I'll work mine ;)

--David Wright has a girl voice--

Worst day of sports-- ever.

After todays tragic events of a twins loss, brewers loss, and worst of all a Badgers loss to the whores from Ann Arbor, I believe the Mayan prediction of the world ending in 2012 should be moved up to present day 2008. As I post this blog, the sun sets on a broken city and seasons destroyed. I leave you in peace (little that is left) as I will now shower and wash myself clean before a much deserved night of non-remembrance.

Blog Vcard--gone.

Hello world, This blog will change the way people read online for ages. I live in a humble abode called "the shire in the city" near Madison, WI and currently tearing the city down one coastie at a time. I enjoy high fives, OranGes, peeing anywhere but in a urinals, slow motion cameras, halo, and fat chicks. I do not like clipping my nails, brown sugar, falling up stairs, Michigan, socks, bitch, and cancer. If you see me on the streets, feel free to deliver a firm slap on the ass as we cross paths. Sidenote-- I want to lay the wood on Bitch for his comments about "SCUHOME". This blog will be open to criticism/praise.... So please as the late Will Smith once said "Bring the heat for real."