Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tubbytoast


Fuck spring vegetables. Hooray Beer, I'm very thankful tonight to be done with the first set of midterms. Amen. However, I am disappointed in my roomates for not putting forth their best effort to blog about me. I am pleased I played a colorful game of quarters with flannel (Boom Boom), which brings me to the quote of the night ----"Flannel has got some jokes." I am sad, but proud to see Ari Gold move on in the hollywood ladder and become studio head. Fuck flannel for his comment throwing down my respect for the short bus. Ground control to major Tom,
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
. Kevin has cucumbers growing out of her ears. Bitch sucks at hockey on xbox, he will never be good at anything. Da Da da da da, da da da da daaaaaa, da da da dun nuhhh nahhh, california here we come, right back where we started from. We all need sleep in the shire and animal crackers for sure. "I was like I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down" and I was like "you better not, you better not". I would like to give a shout out to the movie "Titanic" for exposing all of us out there to nudity, with an innocent PG rating you have prematurely entered us into a world of greatness that we are all thankful for (yes, even you women readers have to agree). I dedicate the song of this post to my recent addiction with the O.C. of which I have watched 11 sad, long episodes in the last two days, WOOOOOOOOOWWWW. Don't judge me on this blog please. I love you, go fuck yourselves San Diego.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
-Albert Einstein

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